What are my chances?





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By D3aj (D3aj) on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 01:55 pm: Edit

Hello,
here are my stats, please tell me if I have a chance or not.
Academics:
GPA: 4.95
I've taken 8 APs and got 5s on all of them.
SAT I: 800 Math, 750 Verbal.
SAT II: I've taken every SAT II subject test and got over 700 on every one of them.
Community Service:
1192 hours of community service, also joined the UNICEF and every other organization and travelled to africa and fed 50% of the starving population with my bare hands.
Clubs and Activities:
National Honor Society President, oh and I'm the president of my highschool...
Chess club (1st place nation-wide)
Soccer club (best state player)
Tennis (ranked 3rd top in state, yes.. both table tennis and tennis)
NASA engineer (I did help build the space shuttle)
FBI Agent, CIA agent, and Interpol too...
I also have 30 gold medals, 45 silver medals, 15 bronze medals from the past 2 olympics... (i participated in many sport events)
and neverthless, I participated in winter olympics AND special olympics... I'm the president of these clubs:
Latino club, Arab club, Asian club, African-american club, canadian club, islamic club, christian club, jewish club, buddha club, hindu club.. and pretty much everything that would come across your mind... I was the one who programmed windows ... but bill gates stole the code from me when I was in KG... I proved einstein's theory of rel. when I was in nursery...

Do you guys think I have a chance getting into UMICH? I finished my P.H.D. in harvard when I was 7 years old but they said I had to start again because I'm too "young."

- Sincerely, A current Michigan student making fun of people who are trying to show off.

By Hollis08 (Hollis08) on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 02:08 pm: Edit

I love it!! I wish people would lighten up.

By Infinity (Infinity) on Thursday, October 07, 2004 - 05:40 pm: Edit

hahah, D3aj what are you doing there? I'm looking at engineering, will a 1600 cut it? No im just kidding, how do kids handle the coursework(mech engineering)? Do you know if anyone has interned at GM or other automotive companies?


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