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GPA: 5.5 (all APs throughout highschool, highest GPA possible; if it wasn't AP I didn't take it, and that's final. I tested out of everything that wasn't)

SATs: 1600 twice (for fun), 800/800/800/800/800/800/800/800/800/800/800/800

Class Rank: 1/22323 (largest school in the US)

Community Service:

- Tutored retarded whales in africa
- Gave speeches about why Islam is a peaceful religion, organized mass murder for anyone who dissents.
- Donate my livers (I have 34, they keep growing back too) to people that need it


Extra-curriculars:

- I teach at 18 classes at Yale and Harvard
- I head the CIA
- Founded Microsoft behind the scenes
- I am the dean at every college in the country
- Secretary in Model UN Club

Awards:

- Won nobel lit. for "The Prince: Machiavelli's Way of Expressing the Homosexual Agenda?"
- Intel Finalist in my mother's womb.
- Cured AIDS as a sperm

Hooks:

- Quadruple legacy at every single college in the US, black, hispanic, and native american all at once.
- My parents don't make any money and I live in a poor neighborhood (been shot at 45 times)

I emphasized my essay about my retarded whales. What do you all think?

By . on Friday, February 07, 2003 - 06:01 pm: Edit

shut up you ••••

By ChemWizard on Friday, February 07, 2003 - 06:06 pm: Edit

A clear example of the failure in our public education system *sigh*

By sdf on Friday, February 07, 2003 - 06:30 pm: Edit

lmao

you wont get in, because you are not ••••••• the dean's daughter!

ha!

By Quarky (Quarky) on Friday, February 07, 2003 - 06:49 pm: Edit

lol, made ma laugh!

By hahaha on Saturday, February 08, 2003 - 01:11 pm: Edit

hahaha that was good. I liked the Islam joke.

By John Adams on Saturday, February 08, 2003 - 06:02 pm: Edit

yeah, that's funny. Just shows how seriously everyone takes themselves when applying to college.