Wood tis bee a gut idea?





Click here to go to the NEW College Discussion Forum

Discus: What Are My Chances?: January 2003 Archive: Wood tis bee a gut idea?
By youknowwhoiam on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 01:49 am: Edit

Helo, I just mooed to the united states of america. the united stats of amerika are very gut. well, i am russki, so it is vevy hard wood for me to talk in englis. do u speek english? mine english ist very bed. i apologuys for the incanvineince. so here iz my qwestion:

hear are my academic statics:
200 verbal sat (english = my 13th language), 800 math
sat ii: 800 on all foreign ganguage tests, 200 on writting in english, 800 on math iic/

my class bank is 13/130.

my gay point avegage is 5.0/4.0

ec's, clubs, etc.

president of the national russian horror society
varsity chess team
varsity chest team
ranked numero uno in b-slapping assSOCIETYON
me also is very gut foreign langidge

me also procrastinating my ap art he-story homewerk, which is the reason i am writting this mess-age.

well, what are my changes at the folo-wing sk00ls?

-Burberry College of Berrypicking
-Incognito College of Concealing Identity
-Quarky College of Deuterium Fusion
-Meryl College of Merrill Psychics
-asfdf College of Computer Keyboarding and Typographical Error Correction Systems
-Brandon Land college (Land) of Math Misinterpretation and Retardation
-Banana beans genetic manipulation institute of agriculture

By meryl on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 01:52 am: Edit

hmm...
can you say "too much time on one's hands"

creative though! Perhaps you can hand it in as your college essay (not like there's much else for you to hand in). I'm really tired now , because it's 2:15 AM, so I'm just going to, I'm just...I....I...

By q on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 01:55 am: Edit

2:15 AM? And u r saying that I have too much time on my hands?? hmm... At least I can multitask as opposed to just sitting there until 2:15 AM, reading CC messages.

By incognito on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 01:56 am: Edit

quarky, did you write that top post, or was it Blue Berry?

By quarky on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 02:00 am: Edit

I did, of course.

By incognito on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 02:01 am: Edit

and you are making fun of yourself? why?

By quarky on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 02:02 am: Edit

because i am a stupid dumbass. I am going to yukon commun college.

By theREALquarky on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 02:06 am: Edit

YO WHAT THE CRAP? I DID NOT WRITE ANY OF THAT! IS THIS U, MERYL, WRITING ALL OF THIS CRAP AND PRETENDING THAT U R THE GREAT QUARKY GLUON? or perhaps this is bluberry?

By meryl on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 02:07 am: Edit

i didnt write this sh*t, quarky.
wow, if blue f*kin berry wrote this, he's not the idiot i thought he was....

By asdf on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 02:08 am: Edit

Bet it's incognito, hence the name

By meryl on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 02:09 am: Edit

ok asdf, we all know its you now
(looks like somebody studied their SAT vocab, impressive, asdf......)

By meryl on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 02:10 am: Edit

night everyone......

By Heisenberg on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 02:11 am: Edit

ditto
Quarky is now known as Heisy

By meryl on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 02:36 am: Edit

haha actually I wrote that stuff quarky. I just wanted to see if you'd get mad or not

By theREALquarky on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 02:37 am: Edit

hahahaha I'm such a fat retard

By ... on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 03:45 pm: Edit

hmm my thoughts are that the OP is the guy thats been impersonating everyone. Look at the list of colleges: meryl, incognito etc. Just my take on it...

By incognito on Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 03:47 pm: Edit

I DID NOT WRITE THAT STUFF! I DONT IMPERSONATE GOD DAMN IT! STOP BEING SUCH AN A-SSHOLE!


Report an offensive message on this page    E-mail this page to a friend
Posting is currently disabled in this topic. Contact your discussion moderator for more information.

Administrator's Control Panel -- Board Moderators Only
Administer Page