GREAT JOKE about BUSH





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By Hahaha on Friday, January 10, 2003 - 10:33 pm: Edit

George W. Bush is sitting on a plane next to another man. He begins to talk to the man, and eventually asks him what he does for a living.
"I'm a professor of deductive logic at Stanford," the man said.
"Deductive logic? What's that?" said Bush.
"Well, I'll give you an example. Do you own a lawn mower?" the professor asked.
"Yes, I do," said Bush.
"Well, by knowing that you own a lawn mower, I can deduce that you have a lawn. From knowing that you have a lawn I can deduce that you live in a house, and therefore are probably married. And, from knowing that you are married I can safely say that you are a heterosexual. So you see, just by knowing that you own a lawn mower I can deduce that you are most likely heterosexual," the professor said.
"Wow, that's amazing," said Bush.
Later that day, Bush was talking to one of his aides.
"Let me ask you a question," Bush said to his aide. "Do you own a lawn mower?"
"No, sir, I don't," the aide responded.
"QUEER!" Bush exclaimed.

By sid mathur on Friday, January 10, 2003 - 11:12 pm: Edit

ummm that was pretty funny

By Burberry (Burberry) on Friday, January 10, 2003 - 11:58 pm: Edit

lol

By quarky on Saturday, January 11, 2003 - 12:02 am: Edit

lmao, not bad at all!

By Satisfied lawn mower owner on Saturday, January 11, 2003 - 12:03 am: Edit

Who else here owns a lawn mower?

By dxiw on Saturday, January 11, 2003 - 12:22 am: Edit

me!!!!

By gay??? on Saturday, January 11, 2003 - 05:59 pm: Edit

I don't. Uh oh, I didn't even realize I was gay! JK.


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