Chances at all the Ivies, and Stanford





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By Anal Retentive on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 09:03 pm: Edit

Hi everyone,

well here goes:

SAT I: 1600 (800 V 800 M)
SAT II: bear with me
Math IIC= 800
Math IC= 800
Writing= 800
Biology E and M (took it two times)= 800
Physics=800
Chemistry= 800
French= 800
Literature= 800
Chinese with Listening
French with Listening
German with Listening
Modern Hebrew
Italian
Japanese with Listening
Korean with Listening
Latin = All 800's
US History= 800
World History= 800


AP's
Art History
Biology
Calculus AB & BC
Chemistry
Computer Science
Economics
English
Environmental Science
European History
French
German Language
Government & Politics
Human Geography
Art History
Biology
Calculus AB & BC
Chemistry
Computer Science
Economics
English
Environmental Science
European History
French
German Language
Government & Politics
Human Geography
All 5's
No Joke

GPA= 5.9 weighted on a 4.0 scale
Rank= 1/21454700

Im a white, jewish, cherokee indian, from Japan, who migrated to peru.

I am legacy at all the ivies

two sets of parents, thats how ppl

As for EC's welll.....
6400 hours of community service
- I coordinated a 73 different country buildathon in which i alone built 3,000 homes for the poor
- I am a paid writer for the NY times, Newsweek, and Time.
- I play the Violin at Carnegie Hall once a month, with my good friend Itzhak Perlman
- I train Kobe Bryant in the Finer points of Basketball
- I am head of the CIA
- I advise President Bush on Domestic and Foreign matters
- I am Dick Cheneys Undercover cardiologist


I guess my recs are okay
one is from the President, I ahve known him for my entire life, one is from the Dean of Oxford, and the last one is from the Pope himself

My essays are okay, the Pulitzer commitee read them, and said i would have won if only i submitted them.

As you can see I am extremely worried since I feel that my EC's may be a bit weak, but i think that if they still accpet it, in a couple of months I will send them my thesis on the cure for cancer, aids, and the directions to clone a human

Well what do you guys think

By Tim on Monday, December 30, 2002 - 09:12 pm: Edit

With your 800 SAT II in Latin, you should have no problem translating this:

Testiculi mei derigent deis, puer. Cupio ejaculare in tuum orem. Pedicabo ego uos et irrumabo!

Tim

By hi on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 12:54 am: Edit

GPA and scores are ok. ECs... ok. But since you're a URM, you're in.

By no one on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 12:57 am: Edit

5.9 GPA?
Slacker!

By Anal Retentive on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 12:59 am: Edit

How's it going buddy well here's my response"

loco vestri vegrandis exertus quod conicio is inter ferrum.

Did I mention Im a URM, African American

By Bumpinator on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 12:59 am: Edit

BUMP IT ALL NIGHT LONG

By bump on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 02:24 am: Edit

bump this shizzle

By Tim on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 02:41 am: Edit

Anal Retentive, you have earned a good deal of respect from me.

Applaud this man.

Tim

By Bumper on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 12:12 pm: Edit

Bump

By Azn_Cowboy (Azn_Cowboy) on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 01:52 pm: Edit

Good God...
Those stats are amazing!
I think you could get into any Ivy that you want.

By Azn_Cowboy (Azn_Cowboy) on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 01:53 pm: Edit

...I feel stupid...

By Sabzevarian (Sabzevarian) on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 02:06 pm: Edit

It's a joke=P

By hahahahahaha on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 02:30 pm: Edit

lol @ azn cowboy

By alejandro on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 07:00 pm: Edit

i don't know what amazes me more, how stupid people are or how gullible people are

By Anal Retentive on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 07:17 pm: Edit

LoL
well said, Alejandro

Finally, someone, caught me, damm I thought I was going to catch more gullible idiots out there o well

By Tim on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 07:19 pm: Edit

I just wanted to see if you could read the Latin...

Tim

By Shoshana on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 07:20 pm: Edit

lmao

By Azn_Cowboy (Azn_Cowboy) on Tuesday, December 31, 2002 - 11:47 pm: Edit

Humiliating

By Iggy boy on Wednesday, January 01, 2003 - 05:30 pm: Edit

lol, good stuff

By Sorry, friend on Thursday, January 02, 2003 - 02:26 am: Edit

Not Ivy leage material, sorry. You can be happy in other places, though.

By bump on Thursday, January 02, 2003 - 02:43 am: Edit

sure those stats are good...but what have you done for us lately??

By Vizious (Vizious) on Thursday, January 02, 2003 - 02:46 am: Edit

LOL funny post

also funny that a few people believed it

By LOL on Thursday, January 02, 2003 - 02:48 am: Edit

"- I train Kobe Bryant in the Finer points of Basketball
- I am head of the CIA
- I advise President Bush on Domestic and Foreign matters
- I am Dick Cheneys Undercover cardiologist
"

almost fell out of chair laughing after reading those

By Sarcasm on Thursday, January 02, 2003 - 06:54 am: Edit

pathetic. Harvard doesn't want a student like that-- you need that little bit of "umph" to really stand out--- sorry but your just going to bring the rest of the student body intellect down.. no offense!

By getone on Thursday, January 02, 2003 - 07:34 am: Edit

LOL: Whoever you are, you must be one lonely and desparate soul to be laughing at something as unfunny as that was. Well, it wasn't 'unfunny', but almost falling out of your chair is the classic indicator of 'No-Life' syndrome.

By peterpants on Tuesday, January 07, 2003 - 01:13 am: Edit

hey dude.... you're community college material. Wanna join me? lol

By alejandro on Tuesday, January 07, 2003 - 01:38 am: Edit

u advise bush on domestic and foreign matters and that (aggressively pursuing iraq but NOT north korea and having a sucky economy) is what he does? dude- bad advice. REJECT

By a on Tuesday, January 07, 2003 - 03:22 am: Edit

Community College? Are you kidding me? This man can't graduate. Can you say Super Senior?


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