The Joke Thread





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By Simba (Simba) on Monday, July 19, 2004 - 07:55 pm: Edit

Things are becoming too political, so let us start a joke thread. Post some funny jokes you have heard lately.

I will start:

In a small bubba town in Texas, a woman was pregnant with twins. While her husband was away on a business trip, she fell down the stairs and was rushed to the hosipital. She was in a comma for for few days. When she came out of comma, she noticed that she was no longer pregnant. She screamed, "where are my babies?" The doctor rushes in and says,"Calm down, you had twins - a boy and a girl, and they are fine in the nursery'. The woman then asks,"do they have names? did any one name them?".

The doctor says,"Yes your brother was here all the time and he named them".

The woman says,"Oh not him. He is the dumbest person in the whole world. But tell me what did he name the girl?"
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The doctor replies,"Dennise".
The woman says,"Not bad. What did he name the boy?"
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"Denephew"

By Poison_Ivy (Poison_Ivy) on Monday, July 19, 2004 - 08:00 pm: Edit

I know really good jokes but it may offend people and it's dirty.

By Simba (Simba) on Monday, July 19, 2004 - 08:55 pm: Edit

yeah...let us keep it clean.


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