|By Apocalypse_Now (Apocalypse_Now) on Monday, July 12, 2004 - 10:08 pm: Edit|
"Awww man, I just shot Marvin in the face."
- Vincent, Pulp Fiction
"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor...that's my dream...that's my nightmare..."
-Colonel Kurtz (Marlon Brando), Apocalypse Now
and of course:
"Do or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda, Empire Strikes Back
|By Crazylicious (Crazylicious) on Monday, July 12, 2004 - 10:12 pm: Edit|
"There is no spoon." -Neo, The Matrix
-(Matt Damon), Dogma
"There's still some good in the world and it's worth fighting for."
-Samwisw Gamgree, LOTR The Two Towers
|By Alicia129 (Alicia129) on Monday, July 12, 2004 - 10:34 pm: Edit|
"I never anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one"
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."
-Return of the King
|By Sticksandstones (Sticksandstones) on Monday, July 12, 2004 - 10:46 pm: Edit|
"If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla." - Narrator of Fight Club
Man, do I love that movie!!!!!!
|By Asianalto (Asianalto) on Monday, July 12, 2004 - 10:48 pm: Edit|
"I shall call you squishy, and you shall be mine, and you shall be my squishy!"
-Dory, Finding Nemo
|By Spit (Spit) on Monday, July 12, 2004 - 10:53 pm: Edit|
There has got to be more to life than just being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
|By Magoo (Magoo) on Monday, July 12, 2004 - 10:55 pm: Edit|
"give ME the keys you sucker." everyone, The Usual Suspects.
|By Alicia129 (Alicia129) on Monday, July 12, 2004 - 11:08 pm: Edit|
aww!! I love that Finding Nemo quote!! Dory was such a cute character
|By Ninjamom (Ninjamom) on Monday, July 12, 2004 - 11:19 pm: Edit|
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever." The Replacements
"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement." Joe versus the Volcano
"You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian." The Birdcage
"If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... you're not the girl I thought you were." Legally Blonde
|By Aceofhearts54 (Aceofhearts54) on Monday, July 12, 2004 - 11:55 pm: Edit|
Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care.
Merry Christmas, Sh*tter was full!
But, we will give nothing back to the academic community. As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise you.
Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
Worm: You know what cheers me up when I'm feeling sh*tty?
Worm: Rolled up aces over kings.
Mike: Is that right?
Worm: Yeah. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them.
Worm: Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold."
Mike: it, let's go.
Worm: Don't tease me.
Mike: Let's play some f*ckin' cards.
Tommy: You take dead animals to the vet?
Richard: Why not? I'd take you to the vet.
Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard: No, your face does.
Those are a few favs...
|By Mrbesch (Mrbesch) on Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - 12:42 am: Edit|
Harry- "You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? He didn't even have a head!"
Lloyd- "Harry, I took care of it!"
-Dumb & Dumber
"You can't break me."
|By Princess_Banana (Princess_Banana) on Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - 12:57 am: Edit|
Doctor: "These people are very sick. They must be gotten to a hospital immediately!"
Elaine: "A hospital! What is it?"
Doctor: "A big building with patients, but that's not important right now"
Doctor: "You'll have to fly this plane. You're the only one with flying experience"
Ted: "Me fly the plane? Surely you can't be serious!"
Doctor: "I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley."
Ted: "It's a letter from headquarters!"
Elaine: "Headquarters! What is it?"
Ted: "A big building with generals, but that's not important right now."
Ahh yes I could go on and on about the virtues of the classic 'Airplane!' but I don't feel like it.
|By Chapter322 (Chapter322) on Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - 01:01 am: Edit|
"Become who you were born to be."
-Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
I always ask myself..."well, who was I born to be?" I'll find out soon enough though.
|By Aim78 (Aim78) on Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - 01:10 am: Edit|
(I copied these from imdb.com)
Planes, Trains & Automobiles -
Neal: "You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take ANYTHING."
As Good as it Gets -
Melvin: "Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking."
|By Mudbutt (Mudbutt) on Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - 03:50 am: Edit|
Here's a couple of my favorites:
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. (Office Space)
G.W.Bush: There's an old saying in Tennessee... well, it's an old saying in Texas, I believe also in Tenneessee: "Fool me once...shame on you...fool me...I won't get fooled again."
Michael Moore: For once, we agreed. (Fahrenheit 9/11)
|By Gidget (Gidget) on Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - 10:14 am: Edit|
John Bender: What do you guys do in your club?
Brian Johnson: In physics we, uh, we talk about physics, uh, properties of physics.
John Bender: So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?- The Breakfast Club
Tyler Durden: Hi. You're going to call off you "rigorous investigation." You're going to publically state that there is no underground group or these guys are going to take your balls. They're going to send one to the New York Times, one to the L.A. Times press release style. Look . . . the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we guard you while you sleep. Do not fu** with us.- Fight Club
Tyler Durden: Whoa! Okay, you are now firing a gun . . . at your imaginary friend . . . near 400 gallons or nitroglycerin!- Fight Club
Loki: You got to read at Sodom and Gomorrah. I had to do all the work.
Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki: I rained down sulfur, man. There's a subtle difference.
Bartleby: Oh, okay, I'm sure.
Loki: Hey, you know, fu** you man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in . . . next to soccer.- Dogma
|By Etsrep78328 (Etsrep78328) on Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - 01:34 pm: Edit|
"I'm sorry but if you have any more questions you must DIAL for information -- THANK YOU for calling!" (Gene Wilder in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory")
|By Apocalypse_Now (Apocalypse_Now) on Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - 09:41 pm: Edit|
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
-Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
|By Babybird87 (Babybird87) on Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - 10:23 pm: Edit|
"I'm going to slap you in the street."
"I ate a red candle."
"The streets will run red with Ron Burgundy's blood!"
well, really, every single quote from Anchorman EVER.
|By Jer728 (Jer728) on Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - 11:29 pm: Edit|
I could basically quote Office Space and Old School in their entirety, but I will refrain myself.
"Say goodnight to the bad guy." - Tony Mantana (Scarface)
Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.
College Student: A big day? Doing what?
Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. - (Old School)
"Normally, both of you would be dead as f**ng fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses." - Jules (Pulp Fiction)
And basically anything from Big Fish, which was a surprisingly good movie.
PS, Anchorman is way overrated!
|By Anglophile (Anglophile) on Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - 11:53 pm: Edit|
I can't believe no one has quoted Vin Diesel!
"It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful"
-Chronicles of Riddick
I know I know, it's corny, but when Vin says it--it somehow becomes cool...
|By Fyre (Fyre) on Tuesday, July 13, 2004 - 11:58 pm: Edit|
"You think you're too cool for school, but you....aren't."
I love that movie!!!
|By Averagemathgeek (Averagemathgeek) on Wednesday, July 14, 2004 - 12:28 am: Edit|
"The ratio of people to cake is too big."
Milton from Office Space
|By Rohit_Sn (Rohit_Sn) on Wednesday, July 14, 2004 - 01:48 pm: Edit|
"Luke, I am your father" Darth Vader in star wars
"Smoke 'em out" G.W Bush- Fahrenheit 9/11
|By Mesotired9 (Mesotired9) on Wednesday, July 14, 2004 - 02:40 pm: Edit|
"One of the drawbacks of being a martyr is that you have to die."
|By Milemarker7 (Milemarker7) on Wednesday, July 14, 2004 - 02:48 pm: Edit|
All from Armageddon:
"You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds. "
F.B.I. Agent: Sir, we have a national security matter.
Rockhound: Good for you.
"The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun. "
(Scene-Man wants to name the asteroid he spotted...it is soon going to hit earth)
Karl: But one more thing. The person who finds her gets to name her right?
Dan: Yes, yes that's right, that's right.
Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.
|By Zero (Zero) on Wednesday, July 14, 2004 - 02:50 pm: Edit|
"sometimes you've just got say 'what the F*CK?" - risky business
and from governor schwarzenegger's finest movie, last action hero:
kid : I thought I was going to die.
Arnold : Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation...
|By Recordingwater (Recordingwater) on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 09:42 am: Edit|
|By Francesca (Francesca) on Thursday, July 15, 2004 - 10:15 am: Edit|
There are so many but here are a few...
"I felt like destroying something beautiful"
-Fight Club (Ed Norton's character)
Warner: You got into Harvard Law
Elle: What? Like it's hard?
"Everything is more beautiful because we are doomed"
|By Lisasimpson (Lisasimpson) on Friday, July 16, 2004 - 01:39 am: Edit|
aceofhearts, i LOVE rounders!! i don't think i've ever met anybody who likes it as much as i do.
|By Aceofhearts54 (Aceofhearts54) on Friday, July 16, 2004 - 01:50 am: Edit|
haha Lisa I love it too. I watch it probably once every 2 weeks, late at night when I have nothing else to do. My cousin told me about it, he loves it too. That and Oceans 11 are probably my favorite movies.
|By Lisasimpson (Lisasimpson) on Friday, July 16, 2004 - 01:51 am: Edit|
yea oceans 11 was cool. i like movies like that. have you seen the postman and sleepers and frailty? i love those three movies too
|By Just_Forget_Me (Just_Forget_Me) on Friday, July 16, 2004 - 01:55 am: Edit|
I'm all about the fight club quotes, but I think you guys have missed the best ones. These are from memory, so they might be a bit off.
"What if self-improvement was just masturbation? Maybe self destruction is the answer" - Tyler
"When people think you're about to die, they actually listen to you" - Jack
"Instead of just waiting for their own chance to talk" - Marla
"Deliver me from Swedish furniture" - Tyler
"We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives." - Tyler
" I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. " - Jack
And I lied, I looked up the last two, because I couldn't stand botching them.
|By Aceofhearts54 (Aceofhearts54) on Friday, July 16, 2004 - 01:57 am: Edit|
Sleepers was good, haven't seen the others though.
I love the whole stylized crime thing. Seems so badass, like I wish I could pull it off. lol
|By Lisasimpson (Lisasimpson) on Friday, July 16, 2004 - 02:00 am: Edit|
ohh yea..like that movie with all the elvis impersonators who robbed banks..it might have been called 3000 miles from graceland. or that might be the title of a different movie.
|By Magoo (Magoo) on Friday, July 16, 2004 - 02:07 am: Edit|
man so many of you have reminded me why i luv office space....my favorite character:
"excuse me, its my stappler"..."that's nice"
"excuse me, i ordered the margarita without the salt, and there is big HUGE chunks of salt around it..."
BEST ENDING OF A MOVIE EVER (besides the usual suspects...if you have seen that movie u would know what im talking about!)
|By Lisasimpson (Lisasimpson) on Friday, July 16, 2004 - 02:10 am: Edit|
magoo - the usual suspects!!!!
i agree 100% that was soooo perfect
|By Desrtswimer (Desrtswimer) on Friday, July 16, 2004 - 02:16 am: Edit|
man whoever quoted airplane that is the best movie ever. i just laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. gets me everytime. even reading this post on the quotes from airplane got me!
|By Hunter1985 (Hunter1985) on Friday, July 16, 2004 - 01:32 pm: Edit|
"I haven't killed a man since 1984"- Chris "Da Man" Walken in True Romance
Also Dennis Hopper's speech to Walken about the origins of Scicilians that gets him shot.
"Say "what" again! Say "what" again! I dare you, I double dare you mother , say "what" again!"- Jules, Pulp Fiction
"What does Marcesllus Wallace look like?...does he look like a bitch?"- Jules, Pulp Fiction
"You gonna bark all day, little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?"-Mr. Blonde , Reservoir Dogs
"You went midevial on his ass."- Marcellus, Pulp Fiction
|By Mrbesch (Mrbesch) on Friday, July 16, 2004 - 01:34 pm: Edit|
"G.W.Bush: There's an old saying in Tennessee... well, it's an old saying in Texas, I believe also in Tenneessee: "Fool me once...shame on you...fool me...I won't get fooled again." "
Wrong. I have a Bushisms calendar, have heard the quote on the radio, and seen/heard it in Fahrenheit 9/11. Here it is-
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."
If you hear the audio, its hilarious because he pauses for about 10 seconds after he says "shame on-shame on you", because he clearly has no idea what the hell he's saying.
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