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General platitude.
Flamebait.

By Purgeofdoors (Purgeofdoors) on Sunday, June 27, 2004 - 11:16 pm: Edit

Political comment.

Another political comment/generalization about a group.

Insult. Comparison to Hitler.

By Aspirer42 (Aspirer42) on Monday, June 28, 2004 - 12:32 am: Edit

Apparently mollifying comment blended with a trite adage, but with allusions and subtleties that show an unfortunate lack of neutrality.

Emoticon.

By Babybird87 (Babybird87) on Monday, June 28, 2004 - 12:53 am: Edit

Indignant response to Insult. Firm, extreme, alienating stand and refusal to back down. Statement of others' wrongness. Statement of author's rightness.

Anger at mollifying comment. Insinuation that mollifying comment really is thinly veiled homicide attempt.

Expression of disgust.

By Salamanda (Salamanda) on Monday, June 28, 2004 - 12:56 am: Edit

wow.


that's it...

By Babybird87 (Babybird87) on Monday, June 28, 2004 - 01:01 am: Edit

Further expression of disgust at previous poster's attempt to ruin thread.

link to goatse.

By Geniusash (Geniusash) on Monday, June 28, 2004 - 01:04 am: Edit

Sarcastic response to indignant response to insult. Generalization. Generalization. Generalization. /sarcasm

By Scubasteve (Scubasteve) on Monday, June 28, 2004 - 01:39 am: Edit

Moron - 1.A stupid person; a dolt.
2. Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education.

By Babybird87 (Babybird87) on Monday, June 28, 2004 - 05:11 pm: Edit

link to tubgirl.

Unhappy confusion at scubasteve.

A "die now" response.

By Geniusash (Geniusash) on Monday, June 28, 2004 - 08:23 pm: Edit

Sexual innuendo

suggestive emoticon

With Regards,

Ashley

By Lisasimpson (Lisasimpson) on Monday, June 28, 2004 - 11:17 pm: Edit

indignation at thread's divergence from topic.

approval of author's opinion.

random anecdote that barely pertains to situation.


encouragement to continue thread.

By Babybird87 (Babybird87) on Monday, June 28, 2004 - 11:23 pm: Edit

Exclamation that geniusash should just start another thread if they think that is appropriate!!!!11

Expression of state of mind at 11:23 pm.

By Jenesaispas (Jenesaispas) on Monday, June 28, 2004 - 11:27 pm: Edit

Inappropriate comments regarding the posters' collective mother.

Personal attacks on the previous posters' lack of originality. (You ••••••• ••••.)

More profanity, but this time directed at the Pope, the works of Mother Teresa, vegetarians and especially vegans, homeless people, hospital workers, Santa Claus, kittens, various congresswomen, the ruling coalition of Denmark, and the bottled water companies.

Concluding with a threat never to post again.

By Geniusash (Geniusash) on Monday, June 28, 2004 - 11:35 pm: Edit

Correction of Babybird87's grammar. Sarcasm. More innuendo.

Even more suggestive emoticon.

XOXO,
Ashley

By Hunter1985 (Hunter1985) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 12:17 am: Edit

Random Simpsons quote combined with rambling/stupid statements that come from a tired mind.

Use of the word: meh!

By Voronwe (Voronwe) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 12:22 am: Edit

Request for a moderator to step in and ban a poster from the thread, the board, and the planet.

Head shaking; "what-is-this-world-coming-to."

By Purgeofdoors (Purgeofdoors) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 12:38 am: Edit

Insult not-so-subtly directed to moderators.

Use of **** thinking that people will mistake it for ••••. Wuss.

Use of meh, bah, eh, and shan't.

By Alejandro (Alejandro) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 01:03 am: Edit

Clever variation of the word "bump"

By Magoo (Magoo) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 01:04 am: Edit

'chance, no chance?'
officious replies

the champion feels inadequate
off icio us replies

Boost Up My Post

political drama...WE HATE HIM THEY HATE US
NO MORE LIES!!

MODERATOR no more posr it ipos op wonk wonk wonk
thread dies

rebirth...'what do you think guys?'
tired warning, this-is-over cant you sense a demise!!!

But U Must Post!!!

By Geniusash (Geniusash) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 01:06 am: Edit

Applause to those utilizing the word meh. Inneuendo. Counter random simpsons quote.

With Love,
Ashley

By Neo (Neo) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 01:27 am: Edit

After midnight.

Bedtime approacheth. I should go.

So should we all. Now.

By Jenesaispas (Jenesaispas) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 09:12 am: Edit

Ranting regarding the uselessness of morning songbirds. Screams of profanity directed at these birds.

There is no God! Indisputable, bitter proof follows. *Kills everyone*

*More actions with asterices*

Weaves in subtle political, vitriolic comments disparaging all candidates AND their mothers that prompts a moderator to ban me.

Concludes with, "After all, tomorrow is another day," said in a condescending tone--a I'm-better-than-everyone-and-you-are-all-just-dirt-compared-to-me-so-why-don't-you-all-just-go-and-kill-yourselves kind of tone.

Searches for validation and mindless praise with, "Will my 1600, 14 800s, 31 5s, being the US president, winning the Nobel Prize thrice, and my being the last member of my Uzbek tribe get me into Harvard?"

By Noodleman (Noodleman) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 10:21 am: Edit

Fawning appreciation of the previous poster. Poorly disguised overtures to same.
Links to sites with pictures of self. Insincere caveat.

Disavowal of any amorous intention whatsoever.

Can't sleep waiting for reply.

By Ryan4839 (Ryan4839) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 10:33 am: Edit

Realizing that I have reached the end of this post.

Losing interest.

Leaving.

By Jenesaispas (Jenesaispas) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 10:40 am: Edit

Proclamation of my love for Noodleman. Proposal to start a CC relationship, using this forum as a means of communication.

More words to keep this thread going in order to avoid the serious, scary, bad things that lie just around the corner.

*Cowers repeatedly*

By Demingy (Demingy) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 11:37 am: Edit

Random verses from children's song.

Random smilie.

By Noodleman (Noodleman) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 11:52 am: Edit

Admission that I am a 65-year-old sociopathic death-row inmate, trolling for teenaged girls and boys, using a prison computer secured for me by my lawyer in hopes that I will not kill again if I am kept occupied.

*guts unsuspecting guard and eats liver while it is still warm and dripping bile*

*disposes of body in "mystery meat" sunday stew*

*wipes blood from chin and naps contentedly*

By Neo (Neo) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 12:45 pm: Edit

Laughs at grossness of above post.

Shudders, wondering if it could be true.

Decides inmates should not have computers.

Changes mind, presses 'preview/post message.'

By Noodleman (Noodleman) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 01:01 pm: Edit

*Uses keen sociopathic criminal genius mind and google to figure out exactly who "Neo" is from carelessly posted profile*

*Waits patiently for hopelessly liberal parole board in Vermont to give him a second chance*

*burps, enjoys aftertaste of liver*

By Jenesaispas (Jenesaispas) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 01:16 pm: Edit

*Admires Noodleman so much that starts to be a copycat killer*

*Invites the mailman into the house and kills him with a stapler*

*Eats his gallbladder, since the bile stored there is yummier*

*Licks lips*

*Is digusted by the fact that I am not an original/creative poster and how truly useless my life has become*

*Eats my own gallbladder and then bleeds to death*

By Demingy (Demingy) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 01:25 pm: Edit

Wonders how this thread has gone so wrong so fast.

Desperately looking around for moderators.

Hears a sound, turns around and

By Alejandro (Alejandro) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 01:36 pm: Edit

Argues that the mods are reverse-racists, even though there is no such word.

Asks a really hard and concise college question just to test Carolyn's knowledge

*Reloads the page repeatedly waiting for a response*

By Noodleman (Noodleman) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 01:58 pm: Edit

*Laughs ass off*
*Sews ass back on*
*Adimires handiwork*

By Demingy (Demingy) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 02:21 pm: Edit

Looks sadly into empty baggy.
Turns bottle upside down to catch one last drop.
Realizes that this thread isn't going to seem as funny now.

By Aquaholic (Aquaholic) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 02:29 pm: Edit

Comment to the OP with lofty vocabulary and random, angry comments at individuals for posting off topic.

Edit of post after realizing off topic posts were actually on different threads and were, in fact, completely on topic for their respective locations.

Final, hackneyed remark in a failed attempt to appear more intelligent that inspires eye-rolls from CC visitors and, more importantly, calls attention to the fact that the post is meaningless and moderators should delete it if they care about the possible deterioration of CC visitors' intellects.

By Thedad (Thedad) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 07:03 pm: Edit

Realizes how transient the importance of all this stuff is.

Wry observation that tries to avoid being self-reflexive.

Comment that goes off on a tangent.

Rolls eyes at Noodleman...only figuratively, so he can't roll them back.

Thinks Ashley must be cute but doesn't say so.

Goes back to Real Life(tm) until the next time.

By Babybird87 (Babybird87) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 08:28 pm: Edit

Expression of untainted surprise at all the replies to thread.

Swelling of serious pride at having started it, then nurtured it as it caught on.

Love for all in forum.
Except person who commented on post being "meaningless". Flamebait directed at said person. Losah.

By Voronwe (Voronwe) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 11:09 pm: Edit

Obligatory "sorry to highjack this thread, but no one responded on any of the other threads."


Ennui, worldweariness set in.

Point made that all of the above has been gone over before. Perhaps many times. Nietzsche's Eternal Return duly noted.

Suggestion that poster check the archives.

By Geniusash (Geniusash) on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 11:12 pm: Edit

Expression of Dots as the best candy of all time
Innuendo innuendo innuendo. Dirty joke. Attempt to soften punch line with immediate "lol". Innuendo. Expression of my superiority.

Clever farewell,

Ashley

By Jenesaispas (Jenesaispas) on Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 12:13 am: Edit

Encodes subliminal messages within post, to the extent of, "You will be my love slaves and do as I say."

Expression of digust at Ashley's overt use of innuendoes.

Subliminal innuendo.

Rant that goes into how the world is too fun nowadays. Back in the day, the good old days, I had to talk 5 miles in the snow without any shoes just to get to my house everyday. And then there was another 20-mile walk to my school, with the nuns whipping the rulers and the chilluns. You think that was serious? You BETCHA! You think THAT was fun?

More subliminal innuendoes... but this time, the subliminal innuendoes are laced with their own subliminal innuendoes.

By Geniusash (Geniusash) on Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 12:26 am: Edit

Sarcastic apology to above post.
Overt sexual statement.
Spanking emoticon.

with love,
Ashley