| By Mjl86 (Mjl86) on Sunday, February 29, 2004 - 04:54 pm: Edit |
This is funny... I got it from an email
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table
with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In medicine, it is
necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of
the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the
same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on
it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The second
most important quality is observation." "I stuck in my middle finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
| By Najy (Najy) on Sunday, February 29, 2004 - 04:56 pm: Edit |
but...he still stuck his finger in the corpse's butthole.
| By Flyguy (Flyguy) on Sunday, February 29, 2004 - 05:12 pm: Edit |
but...they ate the ••••
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
that was a great one.
| By Mitwannabe (Mitwannabe) on Sunday, February 29, 2004 - 05:21 pm: Edit |
brilliant!
| By Atpchik (Atpchik) on Sunday, February 29, 2004 - 05:40 pm: Edit |
SICK
OMG
AWFUL
| By Shahab (Shahab) on Sunday, February 29, 2004 - 05:53 pm: Edit |
hahah ive heard this one. still funny though. didnt use a corpse used a toxic science petri dish in a science class. so much funnier with a corpse though. haha.
| By Mjl86 (Mjl86) on Monday, March 01, 2004 - 12:42 pm: Edit |
anyone know of any other med school type jokes....
| By Nmoreno1 (Nmoreno1) on Monday, March 01, 2004 - 08:09 pm: Edit |
That's the sickest thing i've ever read...on CC that is.
| By Superfly (Superfly) on Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 10:41 am: Edit |
Ohhh man. Aint that some Sh**. Remind me never to stick my finger in any butts, whether their keepers be dead or alive.
| By Foreignboy (Foreignboy) on Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 10:44 am: Edit |
So you need to be reminded not so stick your fingers into butts?
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