| By Berwd (Berwd) on Thursday, January 09, 2003 - 01:48 am: Edit |
completely irrelevant but still amusing. a break for all the anal UC applicants
UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LIGHTBULB JOKES
How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.
How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Davis doesn't have electricity. (ditto Merced)
How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six: one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's
right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Irvine looks better in the dark (ditto Riverside)
How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
| By Regulus (Regulus) on Thursday, January 09, 2003 - 03:03 am: Edit |
Ripoff of the Ivy lightbulb jokes...
| By Cru (Cru) on Thursday, January 09, 2003 - 04:48 am: Edit |
I don't get these jokes...
I can understand few of them...
sorry for being dumb....
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